Killer Flying Clowns Attack Barnesville Children!!!

Jack Trowbridge, Writer

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Nothing can be scarier than clowns right? Wrong! Barnesville children are being pursued by Killer Flying Clowns! Just exactly how these clowns came to be flying and wanting to attack kids is unknown, but that isn’t stopping people from making guesses. Senior Kieran Johnson suggested, “They probably just realize they have no future since, you know, they are clowns. They just don’t care anymore and they also somehow ingested toxic waste.” Three children are missing now for just over a week, and no one is quite sure where to look next. It is unsure to what extent the Clowns are going to do. This is terrifying after the clown scare back in October rocked the nation. Clown expert and junior Charles Aakre said, “These clowns are just misunderstood; they mean no harm and everything is getting blown out of proportion. They just want friends.” He said this right before a clown flew in and took him away. His whereabouts are currently unknown, but a good guess is in the school’s hidden tunnels, and that they are around us all the time. The attacks seemed limited to Barnesville schools, which adds to the theory these clowns are watching our moves. There is no order of their attacks as it has ranged from 5th graders all the way up to seniors. Who knows how this will work out and if the attacks will continue to happen

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